Saturday, December 26, 2015

(#148) Reasons Unknown



I hope you all had a wonderful holiday. Today's caption is a continuation of one from April. This is the story of Erin.

Thursday, December 24, 2015

(#147) Seasonal Spirit




Twas the Night Before Christmas, and all through the blog, not a creature was stirring, not even a frog...

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Sunday, December 20, 2015

(#145) Warm Kisses



Nothing is better than being in the tender embrace of the one you love

Friday, December 18, 2015

(#144) Wish upon a Death Star

When you wish upon a (death) star, it certainly makes no difference who you are, anything your heart desires will come to you....

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

(#143) Price of Admission



There are exclusive clubs, and there are very exclusive clubs. How badly do you want in?

Monday, December 14, 2015

(#142) Path to the Dark Side



Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
Also, don't piss off a bunch of Jedi...


Saturday, December 12, 2015

Thursday, December 10, 2015

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

From the Web: Well Played

As I said on Monday, this weekend I discovered two blogs which I really liked. Today's captions comes from Sugar and Spice and I think this caption is one of the most clever I have read in a very long time. Click on the image to read the caption there!

http://katiemills570.blogspot.com/2015/11/blog-cap-23.html

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Monday, December 7, 2015

From the Web: Bus Ride

Good morning everyone! It's been a little while since I did a "From the Web" post, and this weekend I discovered two blogs which I would really like to share with you.

Today's post comes from Silver's TG Caps by Gwyneth Silver. Click on the image to view the caption at that site!

http://www.silverstg.com/2015/09/tg-cap-33-bus-ride.html

Sunday, December 6, 2015

(#138) New Rules



The rule in this caption was actually something I saw some campuses starting this year. Wonder if it's had the same type of success...

Friday, December 4, 2015

(#137) Balance



It's been a very long time since we visited the Thundermist Institute, but here we are!

Monday, November 30, 2015

(#135) Wager

http://erinslust.blogspot.com/2015/11/135-wager.html


A baseball post in November! Argh! This is what happens when I draft a caption and then don't get around to finishing it until later!

Saturday, November 28, 2015

(#134) Attention



I hope you Thanksgiving holiday and your Black Friday shopping went well. Welcome back!

Thursday, November 26, 2015

(#133) Thanksgiving



Happy Thanksgiving to all my ladies in America! Remember to show those special people in your life how thankful you are for everything they do for you. ;)


Sunday, November 22, 2015

Friday, November 20, 2015

(#130) Demand

http://erinslust.blogspot.com/2015/11/130-demand.html


Nothing like economic theory to accompany a picture of a beautiful woman!


Wednesday, November 18, 2015

(#129) Guidance



So when my guidance counselor said, "Study what you'll enjoy and you'll never work a day in your life," I listened. Now I have no marketable skills and I'm unemployed, but, at least their prediction was true!

Multipanel caption inside!

New Tumblr Blog

For those of you who may be interested, I have launched a tumblr blog.
The tumblr blog will likely always be behind this one, but if you are on tumblr and want another way to follow me, now there is an option!

Surprisingly, in the ~48 hours since I've launched the tumblr blog, I have almost as many followers there as I have gained in 9 months here! If you have a blogger account, and you like my captions, please follow the blog! you'll get my updates directly in your feed and you'll make me smile!

Erin's Captions [tumblr]

Monday, November 16, 2015

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

(#125) One of the...



Poor Dee Dee was left alone and is now lost. Click on in to see if she can find her way home.

Sunday, November 8, 2015

(#124) One of the Boys



If you have to wear a shirt that says "One of the Boys," to feel confident that you are a boy, that might be an indication that it isn't true.

Saturday, November 7, 2015

100,000 Views

Hi everyone!

I just wanted to say THANK YOU! All of you have given me my biggest milestone to date: 100,000 views!
Back in September, when I still had less than 45,000 views, Dee predicted that I would hit 100,000 sometime before Christmas. Well, she was right. You helped me reach that mark before Thanksgiving! There have been more views in the past two months than the previous six combined!

So what does all that mean? Why measure views to begin with? Just because a blog gets tons of views doesn't mean that it is any good. Unfortunately, views are the only true method of feedback I have as to whether you enjoy what I do. Sure, some of you comment (and it is greatly appreciated), but the comment to view ratio is less that 1:1000, and that counts my own reply comments.

So views tell me that you enjoy what you read. If you weren't enjoying it, then you would stop coming. But instead you keep coming back, and each day there are more and more of you. This makes me happy. Obviously I don't judge my self-worth based on a number on a computer screen, but it is still a nice feeling. In my opinion new content is important, and that required frequent posts. Posting frequently is a lot of work. So, its nice to know that the hard work is appreciated by all of you.

So what else is in store as we look forward to the next 100,000 views?
Well, you don't need to worry about a shortage of captions! Those are currently scheduled for the next few months. Beginning tomorrow is a three-part series for those who like bimbo-type captions. As December begins there are six or so Star Wars related captions in advance of the new movie.Then there will be some Christmas captions, and cold weather captions, New Year's captions, and Valentine's Day captions. As I said, I've had some productive days recently.

Obviously I can't keep getting further ahead of schedule! I'm not sure I'm mentally ready for Saint Patrick's Day captions yet. Also, I'm mildly burned out from captioning, but thankfully, that's what High Voltage is for. Within the last week or so I have begun picking up the pen and writing more of High Voltage. I've watched the views for the existing story and I am taking your non-verbal cues to heart. Obviously the story isn't going to be for everyone, but there are some changes I can make to make it easier and more enjoyable for you. Part of the issue with the current two chapters, is that I originally wrote them with a different format in mind. That format favored long writing and a plethora of choices. Telling the story in caption format does not.

Where as chapters 1 and 2 told a continuous story (describes you walking room to room, or driving from place to place), future chapters will be written with the format in mind which should cut down on some of the extraneous words. Additionally, future chapters will be shorter, and more bite-sized than Chapter 2. Chapter 1 was probably an acceptable length, but Chapter 2 covered quite a bit and allowed for a lot of branching. Smaller chapter sizes will make it easier for you to read, and easier for me to complete.



Thanks for your continued support of my blog. I'll continue to have these lustful thoughts as long as you enjoy sharing them with me.

<3 Erin







Friday, November 6, 2015

(#123) Juiced

Performance-enhancing drugs may cause decrease in performance in other areas. Call your doctor if you experience a bloody nose, hallucinations of pizza, or an absence of manhood.

Monday, November 2, 2015

(#121) Just a Costume



Okay. It's November now. The fun of the weekend is behind is and its back to the daily grind. Costume time is over! I know you looked good as Little Red, but come on! The stores have already packed up Halloween and are focusing on Christmas. It's time for you to put Halloween behind you too!

Saturday, October 31, 2015

(#120) The House



Trick or Treat! Stay safe tonight, but have a lot of fun too! Stay away from creepy abandoned houses, but if you find anyone dressed like the girl in this caption, try to befriend them. They might be able to grant your wish!

Friday, October 30, 2015

(#119) Good vs Evil



The angel on one shoulder and the devil on the other. It is an eternal struggle between our two halves. Which side will win out?

Thursday, October 29, 2015

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

(#117) Her Smile

Some parents give in to their children and give them everything they want. Other parents give everything for their children.

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

(#116) Official


Drake's shirt may not have any stripes, but mine does, and he can make this pussy whistle any day.

Monday, October 26, 2015

(#115) Tinkerbell

https://erinslust.blogspot.com/2015/10/115-tinkerbell.html



Don't be so glum there Tinkerbell! Just because this wasn't your choice of costume doesn't mean you won't have a good time.

Sunday, October 25, 2015

(#114) Tricks



Halloween is almost here! I'll be posting daily captions all week long with the Halloween theme! Click the image to see today's caption!


Friday, October 23, 2015

From the Web: Captions About Erin #11

Hey everyone! Have you checked out the new chapters of HIGH VOLTAGE yet? If not, click the image below and check out my choose your own adventure story. The first and second chapters are available, click the link now!

http://erinslust.blogspot.com/2015/10/high-voltage-chapters-2a-and-2b.html


Already read through it? Great! Well, just like last time I released a chapter, I am taking a week-long break to celebrate! Those expensive shoes were totally worth it! You should have seen the looks I was getting in the club last night! I'll be staying in the area one more night to see which lucky guy calls me back first, but luckily for you this is my last reminder post! That's right! Tomorrow you won't be pestered with another post from me telling you to read my story! Hopefully you've already read it because, seriously, how many times do I need to remind you? I'm going to start sounding like your mom telling you to clean your room....
Posting resumes on Sunday as I start to explore our favorite holiday, Halloween!

Today's caption is from RMP42661.

If you liked that, check out these captions I made for RMP42661: Charity and Chemical Reaction

If any of you have a blog and I didn't link to you properly, let me know! I'll fix the link and report promptly to you for my punishment!

Thursday, October 22, 2015

From the Web: Captions About Erin #10

Hey everyone! Have you checked out the new chapters of HIGH VOLTAGE yet? If not, click the image below and check out my choose your own adventure story. The first and second chapters are available, click the link now!

http://erinslust.blogspot.com/2015/10/high-voltage-chapters-2a-and-2b.html


Already read through it? Great! Well, just like last time I released a chapter, I am taking a week-long break to celebrate! At least yesterday was not entirely spent in a car! I did hit the outlets for some much needed retail therapy. My credit card enjoyed getting swiped at the registers significantly more than I will enjoy opening the bill next month, but, you should see me in these shoes!

Today's caption is from Kallie Rae.

If you liked that, check out this caption I made for Kallie: Respect.

If any of you have a blog and I didn't link to you properly, let me know! I'll fix the link and report promptly to you for my punishment!

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

From the Web: Captions About Erin #9

Hey everyone! Have you checked out the new chapters of HIGH VOLTAGE yet? If not, click the image below and check out my choose your own adventure story. The first and second chapters are available, click the link now!

http://erinslust.blogspot.com/2015/10/high-voltage-chapters-2a-and-2b.html


Already read through it? Great! Well, just like last time I released a chapter, I am taking a week-long break to celebrate! I spent nearly all of yesterday in a car. Traffic is awful! Its frustrating and makes me want to rip my hair out! Especially when by the time I notice the cute guy two lanes over, a 16-wheeler cuts between us so I'm stuck staring at him for an hour and a half instead!

Today there is just one caption and it is from Anne Oni Mouse, who has probably one of the most clever names I've ever seen.


If any of you have a blog and I didn't link to you properly, let me know! I'll fix the link and report promptly to you for my punishment!

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

From the Web: Captions About Erin #8

Hey everyone! Have you checked out the new chapters of HIGH VOLTAGE yet? If not, click the image below and check out my choose your own adventure story. The first and second chapters are available, click the link now!

http://erinslust.blogspot.com/2015/10/high-voltage-chapters-2a-and-2b.html


Already read through it? Great! Well, just like last time I released a chapter, I need to give my wrists a break so I don't get carpal tunnel! Don't worry, my wrists will still likely be kept busy, but they sure as hell won't be typing! So I am going on a road trip! Maybe I'll see some foliage, maybe I'll go shopping, maybe I'll just see the best car backseats northern California has to offer! So this week, rather than bring you new captions of my own I'll be posting "From the Web" captions that other people have made for me.

Anyways I'm off to go pack the car, which could take a while. I've got a lot of suitcases to pack! So here are three captions from Tar.


 If you liked those captions, see a caption I made for Tar: #70, A Different Life

If any of you have a blog and I didn't link to you properly, let me know! I'll fix the link and report promptly to you for my punishment!

Monday, October 19, 2015

High Voltage - Chapters 2A and 2B


Good morning!
I know that you have been at the edge of your seat since August when the first chapter to HIGH VOLTAGE was released. Now the wait is finally over! Chapters 2A and 2B have both been uploaded in their entirety (144 posts!) two minutes ago.

There are a lot of posts to navigate so here are some important things to remember:
  • If you don't want to read the story :( and you want to see my regular captions, click here.
  • If you want to start the story from the very beginning, click here.
  • If you forgot where you left off, instructions are provided below to send you in the right direction.
  • Do not click directly on any posts in the sidebar, because you will appear mid-thread and may end up confused!
  • If you are unhappy with your choice, use your browser's back button to go back a level and choose a new option. If you choose a new option and are confronted with the same image, do not fret! The same images are used in different threads with different captions.
  • There are many different endings to these chapters which will lead to a whopping 13 subchapters of Chapter 3.
  • There currently are not anticipated release dates for Chapters 3A-3M. They will not be released all at once. These 144 posts that comprise Chapter 2 took over two months to complete. I will let you know when I think they will be ready.
  • If any links appear to be malfunctioning, let me know in the comments. Additionally, please show your love (or hate) in the comments too!


If you remember which chapter you should be reading next, than click directly on one of the two options below. If you are having trouble remembering, then read the descriptions below.


Chapter 2A: You've decided to play along and pretend to be Lauren until you can figure out a way to change things, but how will you handle your first day of classes, your boyfriend, and your job? You decide!

Chapter 2B: You may be trapped in Lauren's body, but that doesn't mean you're going to pretend like everything is normal. Your wedding is in three weeks and you need to figure out a way to change back. How will you do so? You decide!