Monday, September 18, 2017

Sunday, September 17, 2017

(#527) Sundays

http://erinslust.blogspot.com/2017/09/527-sundays.html
I mean the title of this one has Sunday in it. Is there any other day I could have posted this one?


Saturday, September 16, 2017

Friday, September 15, 2017

(#525) Touch

http://erinslust.blogspot.com/2017/09/525-touch.html
 Do I need a reason to post another bonus caption? Can't the fact that it's a Reason caption be reason enough?

Thursday, September 14, 2017

(#524) Fast

http://erinslust.blogspot.com/2017/09/524-fast.html
It can be infuriating how fast a decision can be made that you might later regret.

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

(#523) Daydreaming

http://erinslust.blogspot.com/2017/09/523-daydreaming.html
Yes. I still have a calendar. I realize it's Wednesday, but sometimes, well, sometimes I miss you and I can't bear to think about going three days between posts. So, I want to post again!

Monday, September 11, 2017

(#522) Powderpuff Game

http://erinslust.blogspot.com/2017/09/522-powderpuff-game.html
 So with the NFL-themed captions behind us, I thought I could mix the last two themes, football and back to school, together to make this caption!

Sunday, September 10, 2017

(#521) Depth Chart

http://erinslust.blogspot.com/2017/09/521-depth-chart.html
 And the first Sunday of Football is here. Get as excited as this cheerleader is!

Saturday, September 9, 2017

Thursday, September 7, 2017

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Are You Ready for Some Football?






Football, America's third-most favorite pastime behind arguing on the internet and police killings, is returning tomorrow, with the Chiefs and the Patriots! Some of you could care less, but it provides a good reason to have daily captions for a while! Thursday through Sunday you'll get daily NFL related captions with a bonus football caption on Monday! See you soon!

Monday, September 4, 2017

Saturday, September 2, 2017

Thursday, August 31, 2017

(#515) The Freshman

http://erinslust.blogspot.com/2017/08/515-freshman.html
We are on the cusp of September! Here is a caption about a freshman! Or a freshwoman?

Monday, August 28, 2017

(#514) Physics Lesson

http://erinslust.blogspot.com/2017/08/514-physics-lesson.html
Time to get Back to School Week started! If you're lucky enough to not have to go back to school quite yet, good for you! Make sure you rub it in the faces of your friends from other towns!

Sunday, August 27, 2017

Back to School Week & A Look Back!


Whether you are heading back to school or college in person, or just in your mind, I've got just the thing for you! Captions this week will center on the wonderful time of going back to school! To get you ready, I've compiled a bunch of my old captions below that also touch on this subject! Have fun, and see you back here tomorrow!

(#95) Marching to the Beat: Headed to college for the first time and choosing activities
https://erinslust.blogspot.com/2015/09/95-marching-to-beat.html

(#99) Problem Solving: College student ruminates on the loss of her privilege
https://erinslust.blogspot.com/2015/09/99-problem-solving.html

(#292) College Experience: College freshman learns a lesson about girls
https://erinslust.blogspot.com/2016/09/292-college-experience.html

(#293) The Academy: First day at a new school, an all-girls high school
https://erinslust.blogspot.com/2016/09/293-academy.html

(#294) New Beginnings: College freshman dealing with the aftermath of some tramua
https://erinslust.blogspot.com/2016/09/294-new-beginnings.html

(#295) Work Study: College student who needs to make a little extra money
https://erinslust.blogspot.com/2016/09/295-work-study.html

(#369) First Day: First day back in school after some changes for many students
https://erinslust.blogspot.com/2017/01/369-first-day.html

Saturday, August 26, 2017

(#513) Penetrated

http://erinslust.blogspot.com/2017/08/513-penetrated.html
Let's end the week how we started it: with another edition of reasons!

Friday, August 25, 2017

(#512) Girls Day

http://erinslust.blogspot.com/2017/08/512-girls-day.html
How many poor souls end up thinking that Girls Day will turn into Girls night?

Thursday, August 24, 2017

(#511) The Rent

http://erinslust.blogspot.com/2017/08/511-rent.html
You must pay the rent!
I can't pay the rent!
You must pay the rent!
I can't pay the rent!

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

(#509) The Other Partner

http://erinslust.blogspot.com/2017/08/509-other-partner.html
A Tuesday caption??? Could it be??? Will this week be a DAILY CAPTION week??? Aren't those usually announced in advance???

Sunday, August 20, 2017

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Monday, August 14, 2017

(#504) I am Yours

http://erinslust.blogspot.com/2017/08/504-i-am-yours.html
Happy Monday ladies! Hope you all had a wonderful weekend with lots of satisfying nights!

Saturday, August 12, 2017

(#503) Housesitting

http://erinslust.blogspot.com/2017/08/503-housesitting.html
Am I making an effort to post all of my bikini captions now before it starts getting cold? Maybe.

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Monday, August 7, 2017

Saturday, August 5, 2017

(#500) Perfect Day

http://erinslust.blogspot.com/2017/08/500-perfect-day.html
It's my 500th caption!!! That doesn't seem that impressive because its only a three digit number, but it's half way to 1000! Or it's my FIVE HUNDREDTH CAPTION!

See! That looks more impressive because it's all in capitals!

Friday, August 4, 2017

Countdown to 500 - Day 5


It's the last day of the countdown. The 500th caption will be here tomorrow!!! This is exciting! All week we've been counting together, and we are almost done! Today, we look at captions 400-499.

My Top 3
So, I've picked three captions which didn't get enough love to fall into the other two categories. Hotel is a really fun story in my opinion, but I can't take all the credit. I've injected some TG themes into it and cleaned it up for length, but the concept of the story came from elsewhere. The Empty Restroom is a fun straight-forward tale of someone living and dealing with their two lives. Eden is probably my favorite caption of the three, and maybe one of my favorite captions overall. It's a fun rethinking of the Book of Genesis.


https://erinslust.blogspot.com/2017/02/400-hotel.html





https://erinslust.blogspot.com/2017/05/442-empty-restroom.html




https://erinslust.blogspot.com/2017/05/444-eden.html


Most Popular on Blogger
The top three captions below are listed numerically, not in order by views. The three captions that had the most views were significantly ahead of the others, and even though captions with numbers 400-499 have been posted from February to July, they all appear from the early months. Both The Curse and Brother have some explicit imagery, but The Curse is the only magical caption here. Brother and Inspection both tell tales of realistic forced feminization in one manner or another.



https://erinslust.blogspot.com/2017/02/402-curse.html




https://erinslust.blogspot.com/2017/03/406-brother.html


https://erinslust.blogspot.com/2017/04/428-inspection.html


Most Popular on Tumblr
The three captions below are the most liked/reblogged captions that fell within #400-499. Two of them (Walk the Beach and Smooth) are both "Reasons" captions, which have done pretty well over there. Walk the Beach may actually be my most loved caption on Tumblr (220+ notes), at least if it wasn't for a few tumblr specific captions which I made recently. More on those below.

https://erinslust.blogspot.com/2017/04/435-salary-cap.html




https://erinslust.blogspot.com/2017/06/455-walk-beach.html


https://erinslust.blogspot.com/2017/06/458-smooth.html


Most Popular on Tumblr (Part 2)
Part of the reason I started the "Reasons" captions was to burn through some images that I've had for a long time. I want to keep my stockpile smaller so it's easier to manage, but I also want the images in there to be "captionable." If I've been staring at the same image for two years and nothing good has come to me, then it's time to move on and start looking at some new images.

So what I decided to do was make a few tumblr specific captions. I made them in the style that is popular over there, and, well, they responded in kind. The most popular of these captions received over 700 notes (and counting)! This type of response is not typical for the captions I produce, so it's been really fun to see my work spread across as more and more people reblog it. Additionally, its brought a bunch of new followers to my blog so they can see the more traditional work I do too. These captions will be posted here in a few weeks as "Tumblr Grab Bag #1", but here are the three most popular captions, in order by popularity.













And that's it! You've relived the best moments of the past, now it is time to look forward, and see what the next 500 captions have in store!